Online xo, Fetti Bday B*tch Sash – black glitter + rose gold foil

A birthday sash in black glitter with rose gold foil, which is a considerably more grown-up combination than the primary-colored birthday sash you have been handed at every party since you were seven.

Black is the practical part. It sits happily with whatever she was already planning to wear, so nobody has to build an outfit around an accessory, and the rose gold foil lettering carries all the shine on its own. That makes this a birthday sash for women who want the guest-of-honor marker without the kid-party look.

Wear it out to dinner, keep it on for the bar, and it still reads correctly in low light, since glitter and foil both work with whatever lighting they are given. If you have been searching for a black birthday sash that is not a throwaway gag, this is the one, and it will earn every photo it turns up in.

How do you wear a birthday sash? A birthday sash is worn diagonally across the chest, draped over one shoulder and gathered near the opposite hip so the wording faces forward. It goes on over whatever the wearer already has on, which is why sashes are a common way to mark the guest of honor without changing their outfit.